THIS IS YOUR TESLA MOTORS INTERVENTION:

-BORN IN BRIBES AND CORRUPTION,

– FORGED IN FIRES, AND MORE FIRES, AND STILL MORE FIRES AND SOME EXPLOSIONS,

– THE TOXIC TESLA CRIME-MOBILE THAT YOU ARE DRIVING IS FULL OF LIES AND CANCER CAUSING MATERIAL.

– WE WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT THE LOOK ON PEOPLE’S FACES, WHEN YOU DRIVE BY, MAY NOT BE ENVY BUT, RATHER: DISGUST! DON’T SUPPORT POLITICAL CORRUPTION! TESLAS ARENT COOL, THEY ARE EVIL. BUY A BMW EV IF YOU WANT ‘COOL”!. – BRIBED: 5 Senators, 8 Senior Agency Staff and 2 White House Staff. – Why do “YOU” want to be a part of that?

TESLA TRUTH TICKET:

Do you know what people are thinking of you when they see you driving this Tesla car?: “ What an arrogant elitist”, “ What a 1%er!”, “How could they be so uninformed!”, “Why would they want to drive the poster car of corruption”, Look it’s a Solyndra-mobile”, “Who is that dick?” Do you want that?

Why would you drive a car that makes everyone sneer at you and think you are a bad person? Have you not been reading the news?:

The lithium ion batteries under the entire floorboard of this car can go up in flames, for no reason, at any moment. Tesla has published private patent papers saying they knew this but they did not tell you. The company is based on nearly free federal money they got by bribing Washington officials to get your tax dollars to make profits for a billionaire and bankers who did not need the money.

You can get a Nissan Leaf or many other, non-tainted, electric cars that do the same thing for about $20,000 without feeling like a loser. The founders of Tesla were kicked out in a hostile take-over. You are supporting evil-doers, not innovators, by owning this car.

The company owes more money than it can pay back, nobody is buying the cars in any amount that counts, they are just using their VC money to keep the company looking like it is alive to avoid political embarrassment. Relative to the amount of money invested, they have sold less cars than any car company in history after 10 years of trying to sell a non-innovative thing. They won’t be around much longer. The real numbers (not the ones in their fake accounting) don’t lie.

Give the car back, get your money back. Others are cancelling their reservations. Don’t be stuck with an albatross that ruins your personal AND family brand by associating you with creeps. All this information is plainly visible in an online search.

(This ticket is being placed on every Tesla in the world by concerned neighbors in your community and others. If you care about truth, please copy this and place it on other Tesla’s)

Have you seen these facts in the news:

http://online.wsj.com/article/PR-CO-20130417-911900.html?mod=googlenews_wsj

http://boycotttesla.wordpress.com

http://lithium-ion.weebly.com

http://www.iconoclast-investor.com/2010/07/27/the-truth-about-tesla-motors/

http://youtu.be/cTqnP0McPcs

http://tinypic.com/r/7295hs/6

http://seekingalpha.com/instablog/239719-james-quinn/80801-tesla-motors-another-wall-street-scam

http://theunderstatement.com/post/18030062041/its-a-brick-tesla-motors-devastating-design

https://www.consumeraffairs.com/automotive/tesla_motors.html

http://www.ihatethemedia.com/tesla-motors-devastating-design-problem

http://ecomodder.com/blog/tesla-motors-environmental-fail/